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nickfuckface:

parents: “u should be more active”
me: image

importantbirds:

How to take cares of giant mammal friend: become hop or fly on a counter.Discover tiny nibblins for a friend. Grap it, with the beak, put in the mouth of friend.
Must be CAREFUL! Mouth is large!

This is super cute, BUT remember: mammal mouth germs are not good for birds to ingest, so don’t kiss your birdy on the lips if you can help it, and don’t let them feed mammals xD

importantbirds:

How to take cares of giant mammal friend: become hop or fly on a counter.
Discover tiny nibblins for a friend.
Grap it, with the beak, put in the mouth of friend.

Must be CAREFUL! Mouth is large!

This is super cute, BUT remember: mammal mouth germs are not good for birds to ingest, so don’t kiss your birdy on the lips if you can help it, and don’t let them feed mammals xD

seananmcguire:

camwyn:

flightyclouds:

doobiedewey:

sixpenceee:

So the Denisovans (a sub species of Homo Sapiens, whose skull image is shown above), genome was analyzed.

The new Denisovan genome indicates this population interbred with an extinct population that lived in Asia more than 30,000 years ago, which is neither human nor Neanderthal.

They have yet to identify what this unknown species maybe. 

SOURCE

This year it’s all coming out.

I’m not saying cylons BUT CYLONS

Paging Mr. Adams, Mr. Douglas Adams, we’ve found where Golgafrincham Ark B came down…

(seriously, though, this doesn’t surprise me at all; humans are the dolphins of the land- if it looks sort of like us and it acts sort of like us and we’re not in the mood to beat it up over it eating the same thing as us, you can start the countdown to getting jiggy with it pretty reliably)

We’re up in the Pleistocene,
We’re up acquiring some genes,
We’re up—you know what that means.
We’re up all night to get lucky.

If there’s one creature game to have sex with a mystery species its us

castielscongregation:

Having very serious conversations about fictional universes is one of my favorite things to do.

lambylingames:

i’m SUPPOSED to make a fullcolor picture for mez, but i must’ve colored this over and over a billion times. i think it just might be the picture itself i’m getting sick of. >:’/ but it’s cute at the same time somehow haha! SO HOLD TIGHT FRIEND OK I’LL MAKE YOU SOMETHING WORTHY FOR YOU SOME DAY!!!!!

omg this is so cute

lambylingames:

i’m SUPPOSED to make a fullcolor picture for mez, but i must’ve colored this over and over a billion times. i think it just might be the picture itself i’m getting sick of. >:’/ but it’s cute at the same time somehow haha! SO HOLD TIGHT FRIEND OK I’LL MAKE YOU SOMETHING WORTHY FOR YOU SOME DAY!!!!!

omg this is so cute

trying-to-spell-a-loss:

simply-elementary:

deletedpenguin:

pleasedonttaketheskyfromme:

blackestglass:

mapsontheweb:

Different ways Hollywood has destroyed America

As a New Yorker, I feel personally victimized by Hollywood.

sharknado

Different ways Hollywood has destroyed Hollywood

Other than some infections, my state is very safe lol! 

Sharknadoo

what lame-ass monster attacked detroit

trying-to-spell-a-loss:

simply-elementary:

deletedpenguin:

pleasedonttaketheskyfromme:

blackestglass:

mapsontheweb:

Different ways Hollywood has destroyed America

As a New Yorker, I feel personally victimized by Hollywood.

sharknado

Different ways Hollywood has destroyed Hollywood

Other than some infections, my state is very safe lol! 

Sharknadoo

what lame-ass monster attacked detroit

peoplefallingoffhorses:

Eclipse refusing by Blackmoon90

I have indeed ended up in this position before, except I stayed on and the pony dealt with my failure like a boss

peoplefallingoffhorses:

Eclipse refusing by Blackmoon90

I have indeed ended up in this position before, except I stayed on and the pony dealt with my failure like a boss

coelasquid:

poupon:

wewereastrokeofluck:

stickinemwithpointyendsandlace:

al-grave:

I just want to hug it. Does anyone know what kind of dog this is?

It’s a Chusky (Chow Chow + Husky).

im fucking crying

that doesn’t sound like the best combination of breed temperaments i’ve ever heard of

Maybe you could make something like it with a malamute instead of a husky? They’re supposed to be friendlier towards people.

Huskies can be plenty friendly to people. It’s all about socialization.
Mine loves people. Dog aggression is more of a problem in the breed.

coelasquid:

poupon:

wewereastrokeofluck:

stickinemwithpointyendsandlace:

al-grave:

I just want to hug it. Does anyone know what kind of dog this is?

It’s a Chusky (Chow Chow + Husky).

im fucking crying

that doesn’t sound like the best combination of breed temperaments i’ve ever heard of

Maybe you could make something like it with a malamute instead of a husky? They’re supposed to be friendlier towards people.

Huskies can be plenty friendly to people. It’s all about socialization.

Mine loves people. Dog aggression is more of a problem in the breed.

cupsnake:

weaboohemian:

dragondicks:

cupsnake:

Pepper and friends explore where no chickens have gone before as far as she knows in her nugget box space ship. Tiny pretend space explorers!

these chicken nuggets are fucking raw get me the manager

it’s cute but I am deathly afraid for them. get out of there sweeties

are you fucking seriously lmao

These are pet chickens. My pet chickens. No harm is gonna come to a single feather on their fluffy little heads under my care. I literally set them in a box for 30 seconds, there is no need to be scared for their lives.

I call my bird a chicken nugget all the time :p